New York City is the Center of the Universe

New York, NY - It was discovered yesterday thatStreet or Broadway is the actual center. From some
New York is, indeed, the center of the Universe.numbers the exact center seems to be Broadway
Pooling the resources of the American Astrophysicsand 34th Street. Other numbers indicate the small deli
Association, NASA, and We Are The World (NYC,shop on Wall and Rector."Who doesn't know that
that is), the four-year study analyzed the gravitationalNew York City is the center of the world??" Sammy
pull of the Universe and other factors."So?," askedDaBull, 21, from the Upper East Side asked. "All my
Mike Spano, 23, from SoHo, "this is news? I've beenfriends agree with me!"The study also added that
telling everyone this for years."Dr.John Smithberg, PhD,there is no need for people from NYC to know about
from WATW(BTI), said, "When I earned my degree,anything outside of New York. It explains that, while it
from NYU, I knew that proving New York City washelps to be aware of The Jersey Shore and Miami,
the center of the world was my calling."The studythere is no need to know where such states as
used advanced analysis tools on the data from theLouisiana and Canada are located.Copyright 2005 Cy
Hubbel telescope. They were able to calculate, basedYablonsky. Cy Yablonsky is an Associate Realtor with
on astral rotations, that the gravitational pull of theOthello Realty, you can visit Othello Realty at Feel free
Universe was centered around New York City.As withto reprint this article but you must include this
many studies this one is not without controversy.paragraph and all links must be live and working, no
Based on the data it seems unclear whether Wallchanges can be made.